What a day! I almost didn't make it here in one piece - literally! We had a little problem with the teleporters and several of my favorite body parts got transported out to the parking lot!
I know, I'm just a robot and I've got plenty of spare parts, but that is SO not the point! It took me all morning to track down my right hand - my favorite one too - the pink one with the built-in mouse. I finally found it - get this - in the trunk of one of the Grey's spaceships! The Grey said he was just about to take my hand over to Lost & Found...yeah right.
And I've got a nice swampy nebula I can sell you for real cheap.
Anyway...I'm back in one piece again. No thanks to the miracle of teleportation. Actually, that was my fault. I let one of the Fungila Monsters from yesterday's tour group "calibrate" teleporter #2.
Well...he claimed he could hear that it was out of alignment. Swore he could have it fixed in just a few seconds.
Hmmm...I did think it was odd that as he was making repairs, the thing kept catching on fire. Maybe that's NOT a standard feature after all.
Luckily, I ran into Max Darkstar later in the Robot Cantina and he explained the whole thing to me. Fungila Monsters are very enthusiastic about fixing things...they're just not any good at it.
Max says not to feel bad. He swears he once let a couple of Fungilans "repair" his ship when he was stranded in their galaxy. When he opened the ship's hatch to go back inside, he found the whole interior melted.
When he mentioned this to the Fungilans, they happily assured him that his "toaster-oven" was fully repaired and capable of heating Pop Tarts in record time. (yeah - we both thought it was kinda weird that they have Pop Tarts out in the Fungilan Galaxy)
So we live and we learn. Well, technically I don't live (hellooo...robot!) but I am capable of learning.
Speaking of learning, did you get to meet W.A.T.R. ? I swear that hot `bot must know a gazillion languages! And such a cutie!
AND, he's in a band! Well, not officially, but I hear he jams with the Battle Slugs down at the Wonderlens Amphitheater sometimes. You wanna go check them out? I've got a couple of BACKSTAGE PASSES
you can use. They'll let you go right in - maybe even let you sit in! Hey - do you play drums? They're always looking for a new drummer.
I'll catch up with you in just a nanosec. I have to swing by the Robot Cantina first. I got this really bizarre-o message from my friend, Astral. Do you know her? Astral Geode - she works over in Humanoid Resources. Anyway, she sounded pretty freaked out, so I'd better make sure she's ok. Probably nothing. Oh shoot - I hope she didn't try to use teleporter #2!
Gotta go.
Poly
Posted by poly256
at 1:55 PM PST
Updated: Tuesday, 1 April 2003 8:46 AM PST