Day 1

..."Hostess-with-the-Most-Hits"??!

What the...heck?
Okaaay, just so we're clear, that nickname was NOT my idea. I may be a robot, but even I have a tiny shred of dignity.

(And no matter what you've heard, I NEVER dated Robbie the Robot. I don't care how big & shiny he is - he's got a brain the size of a Pez dispenser. Just between us kids, his brain actually IS a modified Pez dispenser! Poor guy.)

Anyway, The Boss set this whole blog thing up. He thought it would be "fun." You know, a fluffy daily report of the whacky good times we're having here at the new Wonderlens amusement planet...

Well, what The Boss doesn't know is that I plan to have PLENTY of fun with this!

Want to know what REALLY goes on behind the scenes here? Sweetie-pie, have I got some stories to tell you! We may have built the hottest theme park in the galaxy, but nothing is going the way we planned. I mean, how could it? The whole place is built with alien technology. Heck - half the buildings ARE aliens! I just saw a restroom walk off to take a coffee break. Try to explain THAT to the tourists!

Oops - I gotta go. Another big tourist transport just landed. That means it's showtime for me! Oh well, giving tours is really fairly fun. I just hope no one needs to use the restroom.

I'll be gone for a few hours, but If you want to have a look around the park, go ahead. Try to stay out of sight - we're still not open to the general public. If anybody asks, just tell them you're a VIP guest from...hmmm...let's try to pick someplace obscure. How about "Earth" - perfect! Tell them you're from Earth. Is that even a real place? Doesn't matter - it'll keep 'em confused.

Good luck! Just use my secret employee entrance at:

Wonderlens Secret Back Door