Name:
Poly-256
E-mail:
poly@wonderlens.com
Location: Wonderlens Prime, Khartuun Nebula
Birthday: 2/7/5164
Bio: I was officially activated on Feb. 7, 5164 by my boss & CREATOR (he gets his labcoat in a knot if I leave that part out), Dr. Thicklens Gravenstein.
Dr. G is, of course, the inventor of the Wonderlens, the coolest thing to hit tourism technology since the Wormhole Bungee Jump. Wait...has that happened in your space-time yet?
Anyway...before Wonderlens, I was in food service. That's how I met Dr. G. - I was just a soft drink dispenser, but he saw that I had potential. What a guy. Now I'm the official Wonderlens Tour Guide, Ambassador of Souvenirs and Keeper of the PolyBlog.
It's a living.
Interests: Space and time travel are my favorite hobbies - which is lucky, because I seem to do a lot of both lately.
That's what we get for building so close to an unstable wormhole, I guess. Also, some of our new theme park attractions still have a few bugs. Who knew those teleporters would be so tricky to install? I swear, every time I use them to get to the employee lounge, I wind up two hours in the past!
Actually, I never reported that bug. That's an extra two hours for lunch!
Come by and visit me anytime - I know all the secret shortcuts around here! Just watch out for the teleporters.
Blog Created: Tuesday, 27 May 2003
Last Updated: Sunday, 26 July 2009 - 11:36 AM EDT
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